i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
let's go stab some watermelons together.
I don’t care how many times I’ve already reblogged this. It needs to be reblogged again.
Furries are considered weird deviants still yet mainstream capitalism desperately desires for me to want to fuck a green m&m.
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
reading fics that are so good at handling the characters that you can hear their dialogue in their voices and actually imagine the scenarios being presented like
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
"your made-up pronouns aren’t real words"
ah yes, as an english major i can confirm that no one has ever made up words to compensate for gaps in the language
all words occur naturally in caves located deep in the Amazon rainforest, where they are carefully handpicked by linguists and preserved in dictionaries