can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
let's go stab some watermelons together.
I do this several times a day
my cat actually makes a face when i do this
but when i don’t pay attention to her she jumps on my face
That is so worth a degree in engineering
look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
I have a love for her that runs deep.
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up
i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention.
Fake gamer cats, ugh
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"