the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”
more accurate is “Member of asshole race”
let's go stab some watermelons together.
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
Midnight was the scariest shit
"fuck it, I quit"
TV reporter quits job on-air to fight for marijuana legalization
do you ever imagine what it would be like to be invisible and scare every person you dislike