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bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

fuckjamesyouliferuiner:

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

my cat actually makes a face when i do this 

but when i don’t pay attention to her she jumps on my face

panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

panicattheschool:

meme4u:

This is what a degree in engineering gets you

That is so worth a degree in engineering

flo-we-rs:

look at these evil lesbians destroying the sanctity of marriage

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

officialpizzas:

red-orca:

pleasegodletmelive:

owynsama:

apharthurkirklands:

apharthurkirklands:

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

LEAVE MY LIFE

But at the same time, imagine bumping into someone and your whole life lights up

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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